The meeting yesterday evening went very very smoothly and I am over the moon now. heh heh. This is because my mother finally put a stop to those match making sessions as she is convinced that my sexual orientation=straight. Whoot!

After dinner, i sent Samantha home.

Samantha:'' Don't you dare forget about the blouse!''
Me:*smile smile*
Me:''Don't worry la. I am a man of my words.''
Samantha: *screened me from head to toes*
Samantha: *raises eyebrows*
Samantha: ''man? I seriously doubt so.''
Me: *ran off wiping away my tears using the sleeves of my shirt*

When i reached home, my whole shirt is soaking wet.

Mother:''Aiyo, why are you so wet?''
Me:''Orh.......it was raining just now at the place she lives.''
Mother: ''Told you to bring an umbrella already.''
Mother: ''Go change into a new shirt now.''

After changing into a dry shirt, i felt something tapping my shoulders from behind. I turned my head and got a shock. It was my mother. -.-

Me:''Aiyo..why you suddenly appear behind me without making any sound?!''
Mother: *laughing*
Mother:''You are going to NS soon and already got a girlfriend.''
Me:''So?''
Mother:''So you got to grow up. Don't behave like a small timid little boy. BE A MAN!''

What happened next is well expected. I wetted my brand new dry shirt. :(

Oh manhood!

Lots of love,
Mr Mundane

another sweetest escape
Saturday, March 10, 2007