Desperate to get myself out of this fix, i had engaged the help of Samantha. Samantha is one of my ex-classmates. The first reason why i decided to engage her help is because she is a superb actress. hehe. She is from the Drama club you see. The second reason is she needs to repay me for my kindness showered upon her during the O levels exams. =)

So before i left the house to meet Samantha. I happily told my mother that i will be bringing my girlfriend home for dinner.

Me: '' Mummy, I will bring my girlfriend home for dinner tonight.''
Mother: *Stares at me with intense dead eyes*
Me: '' Is that alright with you?''
Mother: *hiccups*
Mother:''Oh, yes yes. Sure. No problem." *very wide smile* (saliva almost dripped out)
Me: '' By the way, her name is Samantha..''
Mother: ''O.K! i will remember that.''

Samantha

''Remember Hor! Don't forget my $55 blouse.
You should know where to get it. :)''

Hais.. There goes my allowances for this week. But to get myself out of all these matchmaking shits, I think $55 is worth it.

Lots of love,

Mr Mundane

another sweetest escape
Friday, March 09, 2007