Indeed i am very very dead. My beloved mum can't believe what she saw. Her grocery bags and lower jaw dropped to the ground. She is very very very shocked by both Mr X and me. What happened next is she screamed her lungs out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and disaster strikes. The previously deserted park becomes ''speaker's corner''. *buried face in both palms*

Passer-by 1: ''The auntie gana rob is it? or got molested?''
Passer-by 2:'' Please la, so old already...what molest ??-.-''
Passer-by 3 : ''Aiyoyo..that one sitting on the bench one is her son.''
Passer-by 1 and 2:'' The blue one ar?''
Passer-by 3:''Ya.''

Within seconds, the crowd increases from 3 people to a lot a lot

Passer-20+ :'' Wah, got free gift AR ?''

Mum made the move. She rushed to the bench where the both of us were sitting.

Mum: ''Mundane, go home with me now!''
Me: *Keeps on biting my nails*
Mum to Me:'' Get moving now! You are going to get it from me when you get home!''
Me: *Stand up*
Mum to Mr X: *Smile*
Mum to Me: *Point to the direction of our house*
Me: *Obediently moved*

Finally home and mum went to make a phone call. After she put down the phone, i decided to prove my innocence by explaining to her what really happened.

Me:''Mum, you misunderstood the whole incident in the park just now.''
Mum: '' Tomorrow afternoon we will be meeting auntie mary, 2pm.''
Me: ''Why so sudden?''
Mum: ''No why. Just get ready by 2pm sharp.''
Mum: *Walks off*
Me: *stunned*

I did some pondering and suddenly remembered that auntie mary GOT A DAUGHTER. Her name is candy. Jia lat. I am really in deep shit now. *tears fill my eyes again+ shivering vigorously+ hiccups* My mum is going to match make me with a errr............you should see for yourself. Below is a picture of candy:




''Iam chio worxx!''





Now you know why i said iam in deep shit.....................SAVE ME MR X!!!



With lots of love,
Mr Mundane

another sweetest escape
Sunday, March 04, 2007